January 30, 2007

Year End Review!!!?!?!?

Filed under: PolenBabble, Kvetch! Kvetch! Kvetch! — Twin C @ 1:14 pm

In just two hours, my manager and I will sit down and talk about the work that I’ve done this year. I predict it will go something like this:

Boss: Well, Twin C, it turns out that you’re pretty good at typing things, and answering the phone, and making copies.

Me: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! I HATE CORPORATE AMERICA!!!!!!!! I NEVER WANT TO WORK AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boss: I’m also glad you’re making more of a concerted effort to stop coming in at 10:15.

Me: MY SOUL!!!! GIVE ME BACK MY SOUL!!!!!

Boss: You’ll be getting some sort of a wage increase - you’ll find out in a few weeks.

Me: Really? Cool. Thanks.

1 Comment »

  1. Dude. I’m telling you. Technical writing. Corporate communications. Look into it. I couldn’t be happier. People leave me alone so I can work now. I am a “respected professional”. People ASK IF I’M BUSY BEFORE THEY BOTHER ME!!

    Comment by Gavagirl — January 30, 2007 @ 3:16 pm

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