IM MEAT RAGE!!!!!!!!!
This just in, as Twin A and I plan to meet:
drplacebo: i can get to onion square in 10-15 min
Twin C 723: me too
drplacebo: then we fight!
Twin C 723: yar!
drplacebo: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I USE THE POWER OF MEAT!
Twin C 723: i summon a plus three meat golem!
drplacebo: i cast Meaty Meat Shield Of Medium-Rarity!
Twin C 723: meatium rarity
Twin C 723: (although i get what you’re sayin as well)
Twin C 723: mmmmmmmmmmm
Twin C 723: your meat shield is tasty
drplacebo: noooooo! it is made of poison! MEAT POISON! DIE, TWIN C!
Twin C 723: with my dying breath, i cast. . .
Twin C 723: maaloxium moxie!
drplacebo: the chalkiest spell ever!
Twin C 723: it has a 50% chance of curing me, or a 50% chance of drawing my outline when i die.
drplacebo: roll D20\
drplacebo: saving throw vs. Extreme Heartburn
Twin C 723: oh no! critical miss!
Twin C 723: my heart a-splode!
drplacebo: ewww! my screen is covered in giblets!
Twin C 723: (mmmmmmmmmm, giblets!)
“it has a 50% chance of curing me, or a 50% chance of drawing my outline when i die.”
This is brilliant. (thanks)
Comment by Comment Spammer — September 23, 2005 @ 2:10 pm
This is so funny I’m crying. Oww- laughing hurts my guts.
Comment by sneeker — September 26, 2005 @ 9:09 am
I AM IN FLAVOR OF MEAT.
Comment by sneeker — September 27, 2005 @ 5:03 pm
I think “I AM IN FAVOR OF GIBLETS.” would have been even better! But thanks, sneeker, for chiming in.
Comment by Twin C — September 27, 2005 @ 5:09 pm
I AM IN FLAVOR OF FLAV.
(sorry, had to.)
Comment by Twin A — September 28, 2005 @ 2:28 am