September 22, 2005

IM MEAT RAGE!!!!!!!!!

Filed under: IM Madness — Twin C @ 5:02 pm

This just in, as Twin A and I plan to meet:

drplacebo: i can get to onion square in 10-15 min
Twin C 723: me too
drplacebo: then we fight!
Twin C 723: yar!
drplacebo: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I USE THE POWER OF MEAT!
Twin C 723: i summon a plus three meat golem!
drplacebo: i cast Meaty Meat Shield Of Medium-Rarity!
Twin C 723: meatium rarity
Twin C 723: (although i get what you’re sayin as well)
Twin C 723: mmmmmmmmmmm
Twin C 723: your meat shield is tasty
drplacebo: noooooo! it is made of poison! MEAT POISON! DIE, TWIN C!
Twin C 723: with my dying breath, i cast. . .
Twin C 723: maaloxium moxie!
drplacebo: the chalkiest spell ever!
Twin C 723: it has a 50% chance of curing me, or a 50% chance of drawing my outline when i die.
drplacebo: roll D20\
drplacebo: saving throw vs. Extreme Heartburn
Twin C 723: oh no! critical miss!
Twin C 723: my heart a-splode!
drplacebo: ewww! my screen is covered in giblets!
Twin C 723: (mmmmmmmmmm, giblets!)

5 Comments »

  1. “it has a 50% chance of curing me, or a 50% chance of drawing my outline when i die.”

    This is brilliant. (thanks)

    Comment by Comment Spammer — September 23, 2005 @ 2:10 pm

  2. This is so funny I’m crying. Oww- laughing hurts my guts.

    Comment by sneeker — September 26, 2005 @ 9:09 am

  3. I AM IN FLAVOR OF MEAT.

    Comment by sneeker — September 27, 2005 @ 5:03 pm

  4. I think “I AM IN FAVOR OF GIBLETS.” would have been even better! But thanks, sneeker, for chiming in.

    Comment by Twin C — September 27, 2005 @ 5:09 pm

  5. I AM IN FLAVOR OF FLAV.

    (sorry, had to.)

    Comment by Twin A — September 28, 2005 @ 2:28 am

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