March 21, 2005

Best Spam Title Ever

Filed under: Uncategorized — Twin A @ 12:00 pm

Have a sensation of living in cloud - land! Present - day mode of losing flesh.

I thought it was going to be for DMT, or something. No such luck. Just some fat-burning action.

I was thinking about writing a huge rant about libertarianism and how “free markets” are either nothing but, or completely propped up by the kinds of governmental interventions that libertarians kvetch about, and even in an absolutely free libertarian paradise, they’d still be really mean, but now I’m at work and don’t know how they’ll feel about me blogging for hours at a time. I was pondering this on the subway, perhaps in response to looking at more NYC2012 propaganda (I hate that shit!) or looking at Williamsburg rezoning/gentrifying propaganda (I hate that shit too!).

But instead I’ll just say that Twin C was so drunk on Saturday night, he wouldn’t stop singing “Marion The Librarian” at Maid Marian, who gave me guff about the slide projections being blurry at LH’s talk on Thursday, when in fact the slides were out of focus. Curse you, Burning Man hoi polloi! Where’s my art grant? Where’s Twin B?



  1. “Dum dum dumbadah dum dum dumbadah dum dum dumbadah dum dum dumbadah”

    What can I do, my dear, to catch your ear
    I love you madly, madly Madam Librarian…Marian
    Heaven help us if the library caught on fire
    And the Volunteer Hose Brigademen
    Had to whisper the news to Marian…Madam Librarian!
    What can I say, my dear, to make it clear
    I need you badly, badly, Madam Librarian…Marian
    If I stumbled and I busted my what-you-may-call-it
    I could lie on your floor unnoticed
    ‘Till my body had turned to carrion….Madam Librarian.
    Now in the moonlight, a man could sing it
    In the moonlight
    And a fellow would know that his darling
    Had heard ev’ry word of his song
    With the moonlight helping along.
    But when I try in here to tell you, dear
    I love you madly, madly, Madam Librarian…Marian
    It’s a long lost cause I can never win
    For the civilized world accepts as unforgivable sin
    Any talking out loud with any librarian
    Such as Marian…..Madam Librarian.

    Comment by Twin C — March 21, 2005 @ 1:44 pm

  2. That song is from the official ‘SHIPOOPI’ musical! Oh yes, it brings ‘Trouble’ and causes us to be ‘Iowa Stubborn’. Puts on on the Wagon in hopes of trombones…

    Comment by Sarah — March 21, 2005 @ 6:41 pm

  3. Hee hee, wagon trouble?

    I love Marion the Librarian!!! Rock on, DRUNK C!!!

    Comment by Sydney — March 22, 2005 @ 11:32 am

  4. “But instead I’ll just say that Twin C was so drunk on Saturday night, he wouldn’t stop singing ‘Marion The Librarian’ at Maid Marian.”

    Perhaps Twin C is the Jeff Franklin of the Polenblog.

    Comment by Jefe — March 22, 2005 @ 9:08 pm

  5. Whaddya call a drunk Twin C? CRUNK.

    Comment by Seenkaplan — March 22, 2005 @ 9:35 pm

  6. PS rules!

    Comment by Seenkaplan — March 22, 2005 @ 9:36 pm

  7. I loves me some crunk!

    Comment by Twin C — March 23, 2005 @ 1:03 am

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