May 31, 2005

Another good “acting” job?

Filed under: PolenBabble — Twin C @ 11:55 am

Just found this off a website:

Reality Poker Cruise
Project Type: Reality Television Show

7 day Reality Poker Cruise on Norwegian Cruise Lines. Play Poker and participate in outrageous stunts, while visiting exotic locations.

Shooting will begin July 24. Submission deadline is 6/23.

Seeking males/females, all ages. Professional Poker playing skills are NOT required for selection. However, you must be outgoing, adventurous, and competitive.

Please apply on our website: www.(you wish I’m going to tell you what it is! it’s MINE!!!!).com

I went to the site and filled out the really long and annoying application, which included such ingenious questions as “Which term best describes you - sex, drugs, or rock and roll? (I said sex. Aw yeah! Good thing I just made my own softcore porn! [see previous post]) as well as “Which celebrity do you most identify with and why? (Lacking any sort of good answer, I said “Brad Pitt, because he and I both had sex with Jennifer Anniston”. My apologies to Brad and Jen.) To add insult to injury, you have to pay $10 to have them process your background check. Can we say, “a fool and his money are soon parted”? Oh well. I can make $10 in 30 seconds online. If I get chosen to go on this cruise, $10 is a small price to pay. The cruise takes off the day after my birthday, and that would be a hell of a present.

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