July 24, 2009

Some of my favorite texts.

Filed under: IM Madness, HA! — Twin C @ 12:18 pm

My phone is kvetching at me that my mailbox is too full, so for your amusement, I’m going to put some of them here.

From: (the guy I used to do meeting coordination with)
in orlando airport, thinking of you

From: Twin B
U suck.

From: Twin A
This thread is useless without pictures.

From: Dr. Brainwave
There’s no snooze button on the birdie alarm.

From: Twin D

From: Big Mike
Ha ha! Now to send spam mail the olde fashioned way.

From: Twin A
Ok Tito you got it

From: Big Mike
Sorry dog. Am upstate. And broke. And have bad luck. And believe gambling is a sin. And I don’t trust Polenbergs.

From: Twin D
I don’t even understand you.

From: L
What up biotch?

From: Twin D
Go spank it.

From: Twin A

From: Twin D
Suck it.

From: (meeting coordination guy)
Sorry sucker

From: Twin B

From: Twin D
Pig fucker.

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