April 30, 2008

Lunchtime Kvetch!!!!!!!!

Filed under: Kvetch! Kvetch! Kvetch! — Twin C @ 12:37 pm

My managers have been out of town all week, so there’s not much for me to do.  Other than have to listen to the fucking horrible irritating beast on the other side of my cube, who this morning had a 45 minute conversation with someone about how she’s going back to grad school and how she’s going to be the oldest person there, and how she can’t transfer her undergraduate credits, and a whole lot of other stuff I managed to ignore while thinking to myself “She’s so dumb I can’t wait until she flunks out”, and “Does she even have an undergraduate degree?  What is it in, excessive throat clearing?”  She also has one of those “Easy” buttons from Staples.  When you press it, it says “That was easy” just like in the commercial.  People like to walk by and press it.  I want to walk by and smash it.  Or at least take the batteries out.  She also has a Newton’s cradle (five suspended steel balls, you pull one back and let it go, and it transfers the energy through the balls to the other end, it goes back and forth that way for a while) that people like to set off, and then walk away, so I have to listen to “clack clack clack clack clack” for a few minutes at a time.  And to top it all off, today she keeps visiting websites that play horribly annoying MIDI versions of “Happy Birthday”, most of them with a callypso beat.

I swear I want to take a baseball bat and smash everything on the other side of my cube.

How are you?

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