June 16, 2010

Apparently Hamilton’s not the only one who does it. . .

Filed under: HA! — Twin C @ 1:36 pm

(BOO! Video of a duck doing an excited stomping of feet when getting fed removed from YouTube.)

(Also, apparently it wasn’t a duck but a bar headed goose, according to Urlesque, who got this from Reddit.)

June 14, 2010

What, no bluff on the river???

Filed under: PolenPoker, HA! — Twin C @ 1:48 am

It’s hard to be unhappy when someone is betting into your flopped quads.

Full Tilt Poker Game #21602045605: Table Tofu - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold’em - 1:11:20 ET - 2010/06/14
Seat 1: ZManChoo ($29.35)
Seat 2: jmk2426 ($50)
Seat 3: LoveChips1 ($69.50)
Seat 4: tiaolong66 ($26.75)
Seat 5: mi1n9uh60s ($45.40), is sitting out
Seat 6: outburrst ($50)
Seat 7: DoctorSuckout ($68.70)
Seat 8: URA Donkeyhoe ($20.35)
Seat 9: callu364 ($34.15)
tiaolong66 posts the small blind of $0.25
outburrst posts the big blind of $0.50
jmk2426 posts $0.50
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DoctorSuckout [Qs Qd]
DoctorSuckout raises to $2
URA Donkeyhoe folds
callu364 calls $2
ZManChoo folds
jmk2426 calls $1.50
LoveChips1 folds
tiaolong66 folds
outburrst folds
outburrst adds $0.50
*** FLOP *** [Qc Qh Th]
DoctorSuckout checks
callu364 has 15 seconds left to act
callu364 bets $2
jmk2426 raises to $4
DoctorSuckout calls $4
callu364 folds
*** TURN *** [Qc Qh Th] [4h]
DoctorSuckout checks
jmk2426 bets $16.75
DoctorSuckout calls $16.75
*** RIVER *** [Qc Qh Th 4h] [4s]
DoctorSuckout checks
jmk2426 has 15 seconds left to act
jmk2426 checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jmk2426 shows [8s Ac] two pair, Queens and Fours
DoctorSuckout shows [Qs Qd] four of a kind, Queens
DoctorSuckout wins the pot ($47.75) with four of a kind, Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $50.25 | Rake $2.50
Board: [Qc Qh Th 4h 4s]
Seat 1: ZManChoo didn’t bet (folded)
Seat 2: jmk2426 showed [8s Ac] and lost with two pair, Queens and Fours
Seat 3: LoveChips1 (button) didn’t bet (folded)
Seat 4: tiaolong66 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: mi1n9uh60s is sitting out
Seat 6: outburrst (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: DoctorSuckout showed [Qs Qd] and won ($47.75) with four of a kind, Queens
Seat 8: URA Donkeyhoe didn’t bet (folded)
Seat 9: callu364 folded on the Flop

June 12, 2010

Perhaps the dumbest comment spam I have ever had the pleasure of deleting:

Filed under: PolenBabble — Twin C @ 10:42 am

“How are you? Please email me your contacts! I have a question. . . (random website address)”

Oh, of course, random spambot, let me put that list together for you right away! Should I include all of my work email addresses too?

June 9, 2010

Stalker Update

Filed under: Kvetch! Kvetch! Kvetch! — Twin C @ 10:49 am

I have not been accepted as a friend by the one person, and the other person has yet to write me back.

However, this could possibly be due to the fact that not everyone is as completely addicted to email and the internet in general as I am. People don’t check their email every day, or every week for that matter. (That really really boggles my mind. Why wouldn’t you want to check your email? To me it’s like not checking your physical mailbox for snail mail. Don’t you want to see if you’ve gotten anything? And email is generally so much more fun than snail mail!)

Or, they think I’m creepy.

Or, which would hurt a lot more, they don’t remember me. . .

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