I still think she’s cute.

We call Hamilton “the little chicken” - Oscar really looks like one without her feathers!

for these kinds of lists.

How many have you seen before? Twin A introduced me to lip dubs just a few days ago.

NO ONE is here in the office today. It’s fantastic. Well, my boss is here, but he’s not asking me to do much. Time to clean up the 700 emails in my inbox. . . or surf the web for five hours. . .

Why come to work if all you’re going to do is talk on the phone for four hours loudly in your vaguely irritating accent?

Fucking shut up and go home. I’m actually trying to do work.

Twin A brought the blog back to life!

I only have to work four hours today! And then I don’t have to work again until next Monday!

I’m seeing Avatar tonight with some friends tonight!

I love exclamation points!

(And ellipses. . . but you knew that already, didn’t you. . .)