although really we start tonight. We’ve got activities all weekend long.
I’ve placed adds to our rental company order about 50 times in the last 48 hours.
I had an epic battle with a photcopier yesterday, and I lost. It was quite unfortunate.
I did get to say “fuck” in my office. 50 times. All of them on the phone with Twin D.
Not sure if I’m going to get to blog much more until after the wedding and honeymoon, but I’ll try to hop on when I can.
Tasty dessert from the employee cafeteria - a huge Rice Krispy treat, with Reese’s Pieces in it!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
Can I go home now?
PSB and I got our wedding license today. You have to fill out your occupation on the form. I wanted to put “man of leisure” but decided against it. . .
This play makes me want to vomit, then try to take something to make me stop vomiting, then vomit that up too. You would think that staying out in front of these guys would be easy, but they require you to hit the flop, and when you’re running cold, there’s nothing you can do.
PokerStars Game #12226985837: Tournament #62047469, $4.00+$0.40 Hold’em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/09/23 - 15:34:40 (ET)
Table ‘62047469 9′ 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: Edje44 (530 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 2: LadiesPay (2547 in chips)
Seat 3: Osity (5835 in chips)
Seat 4: Ole1980 (3635 in chips)
Seat 5: wekoman (3370 in chips)
Seat 6: Casino_Sammy (13336 in chips)
Seat 7: cjcalderon (5380 in chips)
Seat 8: sgerrard4 (1090 in chips)
Seat 9: Dr. Suckout (5320 in chips)
Edje44: posts small blind 75
LadiesPay: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dr. Suckout [Ad 7s]
Osity: calls 150
Ole1980: folds
wekoman: folds
Casino_Sammy: raises 300 to 450
cjcalderon: folds
sgerrard4: folds
Dr. Suckout: folds
Edje44: folds
LadiesPay: calls 300
Osity: calls 300
*** FLOP *** [3s 6s Jh]
LadiesPay: bets 2097 and is all-in
Osity: calls 2097
Casino_Sammy: raises 10789 to 12886 and is all-in
Osity: calls 3288 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [3s 6s Jh] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [3s 6s Jh 8c] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Osity: shows [6d Ah] (three of a kind, Sixes)
Casino_Sammy: shows [As Js] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
Osity collected 6576 from side pot
LadiesPay: shows [5c 6h] (three of a kind, Sixes - lower kicker)
Osity collected 7716 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 14292 Main pot 7716. Side pot 6576. | Rake 0
Board [3s 6s Jh 8c 6c]
Seat 1: Edje44 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: LadiesPay (big blind) showed [5c 6h] and lost with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 3: Osity showed [6d Ah] and won (14292) with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 4: Ole1980 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 5: wekoman folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 6: Casino_Sammy showed [As Js] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sixes
Seat 7: cjcalderon folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 8: sgerrard4 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 9: Dr. Suckout (button) folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
UPDATE: FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. He fucking calls for his card and it comes. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.
PokerStars Game #12227801907: Tournament #62047469, $4.00+$0.40 Hold’em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2007/09/23 - 16:16:59 (ET)
Table ‘62047469 9′ 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: $$BASTJANN$$ (2808 in chips)
Seat 2: bonde2412 (6320 in chips)
Seat 3: Osity (13749 in chips)
Seat 4: puroref (2800 in chips)
Seat 6: Casino_Sammy (7576 in chips)
Seat 7: cjcalderon (8660 in chips)
Seat 9: Dr. Suckout (3587 in chips)
$$BASTJANN$$: posts the ante 25
bonde2412: posts the ante 25
Osity: posts the ante 25
puroref: posts the ante 25
Casino_Sammy: posts the ante 25
cjcalderon: posts the ante 25
Dr. Suckout: posts the ante 25
Osity: posts small blind 200
puroref: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dr. Suckout [Ac Ad]
Casino_Sammy: calls 400
cjcalderon: raises 8235 to 8635 and is all-in
Dr. Suckout: calls 3562 and is all-in
$$BASTJANN$$: folds
bonde2412: folds
Osity: folds
puroref: folds
Casino_Sammy: folds
*** FLOP *** [2s 2c 5s]
*** TURN *** [2s 2c 5s] [Ts]
cjcalderon said, “888″
cjcalderon said, “888″
*** RIVER *** [2s 2c 5s Ts] [8h]
Osity said, “geez and I thought mine were good”
*** SHOW DOWN ***
cjcalderon: shows [8s 8d] (a full house, Eights full of Deuces)
Dr. Suckout: shows [Ac Ad] (two pair, Aces and Deuces)
cjcalderon said, “YEAHHH!”
cjcalderon collected 8299 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8299 | Rake 0
Board [2s 2c 5s Ts 8h]
Seat 1: $$BASTJANN$$ folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 2: bonde2412 (button) folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 3: Osity (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: puroref (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Casino_Sammy folded before Flop
Seat 7: cjcalderon showed [8s 8d] and won (8299) with a full house, Eights full of Deuces
Seat 9: Dr. Suckout showed [Ac Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Deuces
PSB will be away on business, and I’ll be at the Weird Al concert with Twin B (I gave him the other ticket as a birthday present), but if you have nothing to do, do this:
Hello Moth volunteers!!
We need your help!
Our fall calendar will be delivered this Thursday afternoon to The Moth office ( 330 West 38th Street ).
Will you join us for a festive conference-room get-together mixed with some wine and a little labeling?Who: You
What: Moth fall calendar mailing
Where: Moth office — 330 West 38th Street between 8th and 9th avenues
When: This Thursday, September 20, anytime from 4pm-10pmPlease RSVP to info@themoth.org so that we know how much food and wine to buy.
Looking forward to seeing you!
Much love,
The Moth Ladies
I’m not sure if you read the blog or not, but if you do, this post is for you.
Have a great day, sucker!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWIN B!!!!
It was bad enough that I didn’t call him on his birthday. . .
Today they gave me a little wedding present, a $100 AmEx gift card. Very kind of them.
Also, I was forced to join a committee on “Colleague Engagement”, i.e. getting people excited about their jobs/workplace so they don’t leave for a better job. (Yes, I realize the fact that I am on this committee is irony-laden. What they don’t know won’t hurt them.) Before the meeting started, one of the committee members told two great stories - one of which was when he was on rotation as a doctor, they used to have “liver rounds”, as in, go out with coworkers after work and get loaded. He switched to another location where it was announced that there would be “liver rounds” at 10 a.m. He was a little surprised that the other doctors wanted to get started so early, but he was game, and showed up. Alas, it was an actual program, studying the liver, with slides and whatnot.
His other story probably isn’t as amusing told now, but I’m going to try anyway. It was about a new doctor that really wanted to get into a department at his facility. In order to do so, he tried to bribe the department head and members with a box of really good cannoli. He shows up for some function with the cannoli, and the department head goes to town on the box, eating one after the other. About halfway through, he looks up and says, “Who brought these?” Someone says, “Oh, that guy”. He says, “What? He’s not in our department. He has to leave.” The other person says, “But he brought the cannoli!” And the department head says, “It doesn’t matter, he has to leave.” The guy grabs the remaining cannoli and takes off. Months later there is some kind of skit night, and one of the skits involved people playing the department heads, and the guy who played that department head did nothing but shove cannoli in his mouth and yell “CANNOLI! I NEED MORE CANNOLI!”
Well, I tried. I still think it’s funny.
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